November 2011
I don't know why, but internet dating freaks me out.
CHILL OUT NIGGA JEW.
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Dana is the cat whisperer.
It has been decided.
I seriously think going to the gynecologist is one of the most mortifying experiences ever..
Ugh, they stick all sorts of gadgets up there.. touch your boobs for like 10 minutes.. and you have to sit in a really awkward bed chair table jawn. Its awful.
My Doctor happens to be male.. He made this really creepy, corny joke, and said “I hope you don’t have a camera down here.”
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my life is over.
Every time I see sushi on my dash I know it's you
